unicorn of justice.
hi. my name is ruth.
flickflickflickermump.
who the hell even raised this kid.
  • my brother:
    ruth! come check out the pirate flag i made for class!

  • me:
    [looking at flag] ... is that skeleton a pimp?

  • my brother:
    my pirate name is long dong silver.




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    thing of beauty.
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  6. thegreattribblehunt said: Sounds like Zio did…
  7. earsinyrheadphones said: Yo ho ho
  8. trippylongstocking said: that’s amazing
  9. whitepajamas said: UGH DAN.
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