i’m going to be honest with you, guys: i am pretty alarmed by how eager horatio caine is to torture suspects.

Well … that’s … one opinion, and I respect that.

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“He left us! He left us!” - “But that’s not what I’m gonna do.”

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[on the phone with my brother]
me:	okay, i need you to buy a sweet potato, and--
my brother:	how do i do that?
me:	... do what?
my brother:	buy a sweet potato.
me:	how do you buy a sweet potato?
my brother:	yeah.
me:	...okay, change of plan. i'll buy the sweet potato.

whitepajamas:

“See the shark! Fear the shark! You can’t run! The shark has you! Give me terror! But remember that you are the shark. The shark is part of you. Maybe the shark is inside of you as you are inside of it. You are conflicted about the shark. The last time you saw the shark, the shark suggested that you might like to have a threesome with him and his girlfriend. You said no, but sometimes you wonder what might have happened if you said yes. Imagine if you had been brave enough to step outside of your comfort zone. You keep up appearances, but secretly you think about the shark. We all think about the shark. Yes! That’s it. That’s the shot.” 

nekoama:

Went and saw Jurassic Park 3D this weekend (I have never seen it in theaters and it was a blast)

Thought of how different the movie could seem from another perspective.

@six-klicks-east & whitepajamas

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as someone who has been hit in the face with a cricket bat, i can vouch for their effectiveness as a weapon, and not just a comedic prop.