February 2012
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bluebirdi replied to your post: why do i insist on eating foods that i know will make me feel ill.
did you eat chocolate again? *disapproving look*
ha! oh man, i wish. i ate chinese take-out - always a mistake.
why do i insist on eating foods that i know will...
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okay, i had a cavity filled last thursday and my...
i’ve not had a filling before, so i really have no idea, and my dentist gave me nothing to go on.
(bear in mind that my tooth didn’t hurt at all before the procedure, so…)
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accidentally joined the queue for corey taylor's...
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how i would like to be greeted when i arrive home of an evening:
“ruth! you’re back! welcome home. here, we’re having your favourite food for dinner, and also marathoning west wing for the remainder of the night. please, sit back in this massage chair.”
how i was greeted when i arrived home this evening:
“RUTH. THANK GOD YOU’RE HERE. I SPILLED RICE...
the girl with the dragon tattoo won best film...
excellent.
no need to watch any further.
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to the person who decides the temperature of the...
you’re really bad at your job.
this show on sbs is talking about competitive...
the winner can take home $10 000.
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my brother: did you know that you can bite your own fingers off as if they were carrots?
me: ... what?
my brother: your body just doesn't let you.
me: no. [walking away] shut up. no. i don't want to talk about this.
my brother: [yelling after me] if you ever want to bite someone's fingers off, it's just that easy!
my brother: did i tell you that my friend cracked his head open today?
me: what? no. how?
my brother: well, he was juggling a sock...
me: i... i cannot even remotely see where this story is going.
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i now have six hundred and fifty dollars in my...
it’s taken me about four months, but i’m finally back into the swing of long-term saving.
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