I don’t think I want to hang out. I’m super tired. I woke up in the middle of the night last night and couldn’t remember the name of the things that you used to be able to buy from the church to erase all of your sins and I refused to let myself look it up so I just lied awake in bed for three and a half hours until I thought of it. They’re called “indulgences.”
Anyway, leave a message after the beep.